THE REASONS MRITYUDAATA FAILED!!
THE TOP REASONS WHY MRITYUDATA FAILED...
Q:So after Mrityudata Bollywood lost its super-star called Amitabh
A. How nasty a question to ask a film person. Don't
you see the
answer is BPL withdrawing all the AB advertisements?
Q:It must be a bad feeling to be dumped by the public so unceremoniously?
A:What you do to Rekha always comes back to you.
Q:Why do you think the public rejected Amitabh Bachchan?
A:Simple, they used to stand outside the his Juhu Bungalow hours
together to get a glimplse of the man..
Q:How can that be the reason?
A: Why don't you let me complete my statement? They waited, waited
and they never had his darshan. And then he made the fatal mistake
of making his darshan too common. Now India waits at his doorstep
to get a free dekho, why spend money and time to see what
Mehul Kumar has done to him?
Q:Why is the industry collectively rejoicing his defeat?
A:Bastards all of them...they went on calling him a lenged. But he
continued saying, "No, I am nobody, I'm like anybody else in the
industry." The industry hated him because he made them realize that
they were nobody. Now it's their turn to snigger and say we meant
'at-his-leg-end' not 'legend.'
Q:Is anybody unhappy about his debacle?
A:Yes Prakash Jha is. He is livid, fuming, raging from all his pores.
He is bugged, very bugged that Mrityudaata has broken title copyrights
and confused it with Mrityudand. How would you feel if you were
Prakash Jha and somebody asked you kyon "Mrityudaata ko Mrityudand
Q:You are the insider, you would know about the real reason why
the film flopped...
Q:Condescending reminds me that the man stoopoed a bit too low to
incorporate a rasta-chaaplike Daler Mahendi to aleviate his film.
A:Yeah he did, but he didn't do it to help the film. The man is too smart
to realize that one couldn't do anything for the film.
Q:Then why did he do it?
A:Andar ki baat hai...it was his way of pleasing Rekha and the
message ws Na...na..na..'RE'...'RE'
Q:I feel this industry has a strange way of operating. When I went for the
they were selling tickest in 'BLACK', so how can it be termed a flop?
A:It was the first time in the history of films that 'black' was official.
All theatre owners gave the 'black' walah tickets to sell...because
nobody was coming to buy the tickets at the counter. So when the
water doesn't come to the camel, the camel has to walk to it.
Q:That cannot be termed black then?
A: Of course not. When tickets are over-priced it's called 'black,'
when they are sold at the right price it's 'white.' For Mriyudaata
it was below the danger mark. Tickets sold cheaper than actual so
it was called 'Red Marketing.'
Q:What will the ever-slipery AB have to say about this slip?
A:He will say he doesn't want to speak about it, because it's
Q:Phew! That's quite a story. I heard that at AB's new bungalow
they had a secret official meeting to discuss their further plans.
Have you got any dope about it?
A:AB has threatened to walk out of the A.B.C.L contract but they
won't let him go just like this. So in a move as quick as lightning
AB called upon Armaan Kohli, actress Bindu, Chunky Pandey and Lalita
Pawar so they could take over the company as the intial A.B.C.L would
not have to be changed then.
Q:The whole fault for this fiasco lies with Amitabh, he should
have never over-stepped a dream?
A:Yeah! but when you sleep on a soft-cushioned bed, dreaming
becomes a lot more easier, not to mention the airconditioner
numbs your senses and turns your dream into a nightmare.
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